Monorail! Monorail!
I've long thought that Sydney's monorail was the second most pointless monorail in the world (right behind, of course, the monorail between Jupiters and Oasis on the Gold Coast) - but I've now found out that this is wrong.
Seattle has an even more pointless monorail: only two stations (the one on the Coast has 3, even if two of them are at opposite ends of the same shopping center...), on a mile of track (even the Coast has.. well, probably about the same, really).