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Dilingerlives has written a fantastic guide to the Physics of of the Gay World.

A sample:

Star – A gay guy who is of legal age and is an active club-goer.

Mass – The relative attractiveness of a given star is measured by its mass.

Gravity – The force that causes eyes within a certain region to fix on a particular star. A star’s gravity is directly proportional to their mass, and can be measured by the escape velocity of the star.

Active lifetime – The most productive period of a star’s life is the period of time when the individual’s mass can fully support the amount of gravity that is experienced. This is an inverse ratio. A star with a greater mass, and hence a greater gravity, can support the mass for a much shorter time and will become a dead star much earlier.

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