Remember how I mentioned I have a Google Alert on "James Polley"?

Well, just in case you decided that you, too, want to be kept up to date on all the latest news and gossip concerning "James Polley", I'd just like to point out that the latest find is not, in fact, me. That's a whole other James Polley right there.

Here's the quick way to tell us apart: I don't do moustaches alone. If I'm going to grow hair on my upper lip, there'll be hair on my bottom lip too. Not neccessarily a lot - usually, I just go for a goatee - but never, ever a moustache alone.

While we're at it, I should mention that none of these are me either.