So, I'm finished.

I want to talk about the ending, about how annoyed I am that it was Kirk who showed up instead of Picard, how annoyed I was when it turned out that McGonagall was Voldemort in disguse, and how annoyed I am that Rowley let Ron and Hermione shag in what was meant to be a children's book...

But I can't, because none of you lot are finished yet. Hurry up, goddamit! I call an end to protection from spoilers as of Tuesday.