Ruby, in two sentences or less.

Aug 13, 2007 • {"login"=>"wp-admin", "email"=>"jamezpolley@gmail.com", "display_name"=>"James Polley", "first_name"=>"James", "last_name"=>"Polley"}

I found a partial solution in PHP, but decided to roll my own in Ruby anyway.

It took a few hours longer than I expected (the documentation for Net::HTTP could be better)

Those two sentences sum up everything I've heard about Ruby.