A few years ago, all it took to shock us was a quick look at tubgirl or the Goatse man.

Today standards have changed - today, to shock us, it takes two girls and one cup. Today, it's not enough just to be shocked, but we have to capture our responses and broadcast those as well.

WARNING: Only the last link is safe for work. The first two links are not safe for work. The last link is not safe for home - unless you have a video camera ready and are going to upload your reaction.